1. kill by drowning every living thing on earth (save for a few)
2. affirm the institution of slavery and bondage
3. tyrannize his creation and promise to condemn unbelievers to eternal pain and suffering
4. and become flesh and blood and be lashed, whipped, beaten and then impaled.
Thus, rightly so, the Romans tacked a sign above the timber he so engineered himself to hang from: "King of BDSM."