Friday, May 06, 2011

Pulseebo®

My company is all set to manufacture Pulseebo®, a cardiovascular drug indicated for hypertension, atherosclerosis, hyperlipidemia, among others. It'll be the most inexpensive CV drug around at just $0.10 per tablet. It's Rx so you need to get your doctor to write out a prescription.

Pulseebo® has no known side effects due to the fact that we have completely removed all active ingredients. Remember that active ingredients are responsible for all side effects in drugs. By taking them out of the formulation we have--for the first time in the industry--made a drug that will not produce any side effects. Moreover, this means that overdosing on Pulseebo® is almost impossible. Popping a whole bottle will, at worst, give you an upset stomach. (We're already working on our next drug Pulseebo Minus® which will have all nonactive ingredients removed as well to finally make overdosing an impossibility).

The evidence for the efficacy of Pulseebo® is just overwhelming. Over the past 5 years we've done extensive non-randomized, uncontrolled, unblinded, multicenter studies which which we've published in our in-house journal clearly showing that Pulseebo® is safe and effective. (These studies and other technical literature are available upon request.) More importantly, Pulseebo's efficacy is attested to by those who've used it. Just ask our staff for their personal stories. They've been unbiased and thoroughly objective in their assessment and have absolutely no conflicts of interest.

For more on Pulseebo®, ask your doctor on your next visit.


Pulseebo® -Your heart deserves more