Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Rehydration therapy

Over in Greece they've recently discovered that the 15-year old corpse of a monk has hardly decomposed. Of course it's being hailed a miracle by the deluded. Medical experts on the other hand are attributing the whole thing to low humidity inside his casket.

Well, I'm not convinced dry air is preserving his body. I want proof! So how about having him Fedexed down here to the tropics and exposing his pristine body to our 90% humidity. Let's see how long this miracle remains one.

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