Monday, August 14, 2006

No, the bench isn't for nutcases

That looney Filipino judge who talks with dwarves and claims to have paranormal/supernatural powers to heal and inflict pain/disease on his enemies is still out of luck with the Supreme Court.

In an en banc resolution issued over the weekend, the Supreme Court affirmed its earlier decision dismissing Judge Florentino Floro of Malabon Regional Trial Court for mental unfitness to discharge the responsibilities of his high office.

I bet the series of defeats is the dwarves' way of testing Floro's faith.

2 comments:

erebusnyx said...

Why, thank you for providing what looks like the last nail on the coffin:

"The psychological finding of mental unfitness (made not only by the psychiatrists of the Supreme Court Clinic but by Judge Floro’s own doctors during the hearing of his cases), when taken together with Judge Floro’s claimed dalliance with “dwendes,” poses a serious challenge to such required judicial detachment and impartiality and would eventually erode the public’s acceptance of the judiciary as the rational guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule.

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"WHEREFORE, premises considered, Judge Floro’s Partial Motions for Reconsideration as well as the Supplements thereto are hereby DENIED WITH FINALITY there being no merits. No other pleading, however denominated, shall henceforth be entertained by this Court."

You gotta admit, Supreme Court justices do have their limits as to how much poppycock and lunacy they're willing to tolerate and waste their time on.

By the way, besides dwarf Luis, do you by any chance also have the power to chat with fairies, gnomes, hobgoblins, and Peter Pan? You know Walt Disney Productions is now a logical career move. Who knows, maybe my grandchildren will grow up on such classics as "The Judge and the Three Dwarves."

erebusnyx said...

Since Floro's "bonkers antics" have failed miserably to persuade the Supreme Court to reinstate him, perhaps he should have his three stooges dwarves Luis, Armand and Angel crank up the diploma mill and conjure up an MD for him so we can start calling him "Dr." Floro instead. You see in his blog Floro claims to have been gifted with "healing hands" which "have permanent golden spiritual and physical color. These emit extreme heat upon medically affected areas of patients properly disposed to be healed." Needless to say having such hands means he doesn't own a stove or a microwave. Pretty indispensable given fuel prices these days.

But before visiting Floro for a healing, make sure you're as immaculate at the Virgin. Keep in mind that "Luis permanently affixed the violet and white lights upon these hands - which empowered the instrumental palms to inflict illnesses, accidents, KARMA, CURSE and SPELL upon all those touched by the same who receive BRIBES and abuse power, or practive EVIL." Now you know where to send your enemies to.