That evil bible

It's been two millennia. Haven't these friggin Christians discovered and decided how their imaginary deity wants His Unchanging Word to be read and interpreted? There are very real consequences, you know.

The First Baptist Church dismissed Mary Lambert on August 9 with a letter explaining that the church had adopted an interpretation that prohibits women from teaching men. She had taught there for 54 years.

The letter quoted the first epistle to Timothy: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."